moltobenedict:

brigwife:

If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar

And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much

i’m so done with this website.

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keithjacks:

lilmisssunshinee:

stfunithingas:

Being an atheist is okay.

Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay.

Being a Christian is okay. 

Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.

Being a reindeer is okay.

Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay. 

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circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

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i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

madgasser:


this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash

Dead.

Looks like Misha Collins.

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